If you’ve never been kicked in the face by a donkey, this blog is for you! If you have, I’m very sorry for you. But read the blog anyway! It might keep your mind off your donkey-related injuries.
Either keep me working or get back to work.
My hobbies include deflecting compliments and unfriending people on Facebook. I’m also good at wasting time and being uncool. If it makes any difference, I’m a comedy writer-performer, or at least I pretend to be.
Follow me @nerdwich. Or not – that’s cool too.